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Feb 14, 2008

Inventions

ADD people are pretty much all inventors by nature. Only thing is that our inventions don't always make it out into the world, because of all those boring steps involved in production, promotion, etc. Still, I'm sure that a lot of things everyone uses in their daily lives have their roots in ADD!

So just for fun, here are some inventions I'd like to see for ADD folks. Sometimes I'm kinda kidding, sometimes not. I don't have much time at this moment (as usual), so I'm sure I'll keep ADDing to the list. Feel free to ADD your ideas as well!

1. Smoke alarms...that ring on your cell phone
(or better yet, a remote beeper that goes off if the keys are stuck into the ignition while the stove is on!)
2. GPS object locators that come in sticker form
3. Magnetic W-2 Forms
4. An ankle-strap generator that makes energy from pacing (& related products for kids: the trampoline generator, the mattress generator, the sofa generator...)
5. A bluetooth earplug-fingertapping pad that allows musical creation (or some other useful multitasking, damit!) during dull meetings
6. Floorboard storage: lift & hide!
7. A talking gas gauge (& oil, brake fluid, handbrake, etc....)
8. Glow-in-the-dark contact lens cases
9. Illustrated tax forms
10. A hypnosis technique that lets you erase the last stupid thing that came blurting out of your mouth before it could be stopped!


(sorry, gotta run. will Keep ADDing later!)

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